Munich newspaper announces harsh winter (we had first snow here today).
Funny: Article ends with sophist drivel about how Global Warming causes more cold!
Google Translate of the funny part:
Crazy weather: Because of the warming of the climate the temperatures rise around the world – but we have so much snow as in a long time! The wetteronline.de portal reports that 31.48 million square kilometers are currently under the white blanket in the northern hemisphere. As much as 40 years ago no more! Russia is almost completely covered with snow. How can this be done? The warmer it is, the more the Arctic ice melts in the sea. Above the open sea, however, the air collects much more moisture than above the dry-cold ice; precipitation (rain and even snow) is more frequent. The air cools over the huge snowmass! This has consequences for us: the strong cold climax weakens the so-called polar vortex. And the weaker the latter, the less chance the mild deep-pressure areas of the Atlantic have. This means: The cold polar air can draw unhindered to us – and it becomes zapfig-wintry …
So now you know. In case you meet someone who actually believes this: Make sure to keep him away from anything pointy lest he hurts himself. He might be a Western academic. Keep him in a padded Safe Space. Also, assure him he’s right. Academics cannot stand differing opinions anymore. They decided that life is so much easier without.